Sunday, August 9, 2009

Reduced Price

http://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/fuo/1314116554.html

The Mattress I Lost My Virginity On - $200 (reduced price!)


Date: 2009-08-09, 2:15PM EDT
Reply to: sale-sedes-1314116554@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]


I am selling the mattress I lost my virginity on. Other than that its nothing special really. I guess it's pretty clean. We changed the sheets often, and I had air conditioning in the room so the sex never really got that sweaty. We never tried anal or anything nasty like that, so the mattress would be ok to let guests sleep on for sure. It's a queen, and I'm pretty firm on the price, but I guess i would accept offers that are reasonable. Thanks.


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1 comment:

Anon.: said...

location: reduced price!

so gross